You'll Have That


cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

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Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

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It’s an underwear sliding down the butt cheeks kind of morning…



cumber-porn:

forevermore-hopeful:

My ass forgot how to gravity. 

Hahaha!!

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deduction-and-destruction:

doctormycroftwho:

I dunno but this kind of just made my day

The best thing about this is their eyes:

John’s eyes are warm and sunny.
Mycroft’s eyes are a bit dead, and rid of emotion.
Sherlock’s eyes are smirky, like he’s planning your humiliating demise.

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cumber-porn:

peace-out-b-i-t-c-h-e-s:

xglitterbabyx:

deduction-to-seduction:

bookjunkie26:

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

This means war

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

ITS BACK!

Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.

Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME

WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON

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THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST

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I’M GONNA FUCKING

I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN

I’m so so sorry, person who made this and asks us all to stop reblogging, but I just CANNOT NOT reblog it

YAY! Its back!! 


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neeshamabel:

Octopus





cumber-porn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

It’s even worse than I’d heard so far. Oh god, Benny.

Simon you are a meanie.

Think I just died laughing!

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justsomeapples:

Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel

this warms my heart.

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